Bringing the new year in eating a domino's and watching the simple life...
Happy new year ‘err’bady!
December 2011
Sorry for weirding you out with the h/job question, didn't think you'd take it seriously!!! I was hoping for a funny answer lol!!! Apologies for the confusion, I shan't do it again.
LOL! no you didnt really! like I dont mind!! honest! I just saw a message in my ask and I was expecting a reply to a message I sent about art materials and then i was like O.O
it was just unexpected!
How do you feel about handjobs? Are they hard work? What happens if the guys stuff goes everywhere!?
….Wow. Inappropriate Anon is inappropriate!
But regardless, I guess I shall answer!
Um, I dont really have a big justified opinion on them to be honest. I mean its not like I have a penis to compare it to anything else. Though I dont see how sitting there and doing that could be any fun with an oul’ dry hand. Surely that would hurt? I dont see why anyone would wanna use their hand when its awkward and they have a perfectly good god damn mouth. Just sayin’.
And surely when “the guys stuff goes everywhere” is the main goal of that whole process, so if you dont expect it to happen then you are gunneh be in for a shock. S’long as it doesnt hit your eye, all should be good.
Anyway. I feel weird now. Imma go drink my coffee…..bye…
Sometimes...
When my sister calls me and asks me things like: “Nikita, what is the difference between Either and Neither?”, I truly begin to fear for this world.
Questions I hate
- Them: "What is your top 5 all time favorite books?"
- Me: "Golly, I don't know! Which one of your two children would you LEAST like to die in a house fire?" ¬.¬
woeismel replied to your photoset: I love it when people on my FB friends list take a…
yours looks amazing though! Theirs is shite.
nawk thanks you! Still irritating though =/ makes me wana go on a mad rage!
your-right-is-wrong replied to your photoset: I love it when people on my FB friends list take a…
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery! :P
well…..it sucks and i dont wants it! =P FUCK THAT =]
My friends daughter is reading the Harry Potter series at the moment...
She has all the books and the movies, but refuses to watch a movie till she completely finishes the book.
She is on the 5th now and I felt so emotional when we were talking about it!
I wish I was reading them all again for the first time…
*sniffles*
ITS JUST SO AWESOME.
Just ordered Translations and Making History for class
and the study guides. Yay ¬.¬
However! I did buy a new copy of the smoke jumper! BEST BOOK EVERRRRRRR :D cant wait to read it again….after I finish Translations, Making History, Transition and The Fault in our stars that is……….
I CANT WAIT FOR TFIOS!!!!
Anyway…im gunneh go do some Ant and Cleo coursework I guess. I cba…and I suck at it, and its stressing me out and it needs to be in on my first day back! UGH
You made him buy something after the sexy sex? What a salesperson lmao!!!
lol no! I didnt! He just must have been thirsty or somthing! =P
