A look into the future:
Kid: "I don't wanna take my homework in, the (enter name of small memory device that they will be using by then) always gets lost in my bag."
Me: "Ah. I remember when I was in first year, we used floppy disks.."
Kid: "Floppy what? You are so silly mom. Floppy disks. Wait. They were a real thing?"
Watching Bambi 2 and crying my lamps out =P
Let me talk to you hyprocritical bastards about...
Over the past few months I have noticed a rising number of “Hipster hate” posts pop up on my dash. By this I mean 3 different types of posts: 1 – A photo of said hipster in the normal hipster pose etc, reblogged with people slobbering about it underneath. 2 – Long ranting posts about how they are sick of seeing hipsters on their dash 3 – Photos taken by people, doing themselves up to LOOK ...
Life isn’t about what happens to you, it’s about how you handle what happens.– Nicholas Evans - “the smoke jumper”
Dentist: "22yrs. That's good, you must not eat much sweet or chocolate or drink much fizzy drinks or sugary tea"
Me: "you um...just described my main meal like..everyday.."
Dentist: 0.o "strange, well I would suggest you change your metal Tongue bars to plastic ones"
Me: "lol. No"
Going into my 22nd year of having nothing done to my teeth! Even got x-rayed to make sure, but it looks like I’m fucking perfect still! You jelly? :p
Dentist appointment in half an hour.
Just a check up. Might die.
Would love to know why people are out to put me in...
I mean honestly….
I know I only just got my lappy back, but right now I have: Dexter season 6 ep 1 Supernatural season 7 ep 1 Castle season 4 ep 2 the secret circle season 1 ep 2 all downloading, so none of you exist to me right now…Im so sorry! LOVE YEEE
generic101 replied to your post: Excuse me while I...
Ex-fucking-actly! Good god. ;)
An amateur will practice until they get it right. A professional will practice...
7am - Nikita gets up - “sun is shining, I’m up early, gunna get a shower, my laptop is fixed, kovu’s birthday! Today will be a glorious day!! 9am - “I hate the world and everything in it. The human race are a pile of cunts”
stupidsheets replied to your post: Was just told...
Nawk! Joanna! I blushest! :p x
Was just told that I am:
“am incredibly interesting person, in the way that someone can be interesting when they are not completely boring, even though that is not entirely a compliment” Um…thanks? I think…
Ugggg. Don't wanna go to class!
Don’t wanna hand in my shit essay. Wanna sleep!
Just stole Cathy the mug I was drinking from in...
I am clearly an awesome friend/hardcore like that!
Could someone please go back in time and teach...
Head melted 0.o